In a land far away there lived a boy called Sitman and he had the ability to make chairs appear anywhere. One day he wanted his own laptop, his mother was delighted and said yes. His mum bought him the newest laptop, the company said it had minor delays but his mum didn’t care at all. He got Windows 99 and turned it on, the evil computer man came out and Sitman shouted, “it’s time for sit! Suit! Go!” Sitman unleashed his indestructible Sit Suit and killed super glitch. Yes, he really won!

By Alex